FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 31, 2017

It’s almost like Calvin’s father scooting the kiddy pool next to the sandbox and calling it “going to the beach.”

Any bets on whether Dad is the only one who actually spends the night outside. It should be fairly easy for everyone else (including Mom) to sneak back into the house when he falls asleep.

Glad we never went camping. The closest I recall was a cabin and I stepped on a scorpion in bare feet while being inside!

Those that bring all the amenities of home with them are glampers. Glamping for those who really don’t want to rough it.

Those kids sure are soft if they can’t stand a little time outdoors in their own backyard.