Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 11, 2017

“and no killing me.”

Bung may need to use two of those wishes just for liver replacements.

Aye Kevin78661;and one wish to be buff to get those ladies in the pub.

and no wishing for more wishes

I would have expected his bottle to contain a spirit rather than a genie.

Offer Bung an ever-full bottle of wine, and you’ll be out in a snap.

I really don’t see any advantage to Ticking Off a Genie!

Now this is greedy and genius.

Getting??