The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for October 22, 2010

Wouldn’t that be nice. But, uhh, no.

Beer kills brain cells but not fat cells. Why can’t someone invent something that does the opposite?

^They have. Sadly, it’s called exercise.

Sweet! I’d like to order maybe 5 pounds of that “exercise” stuff. Where can I get some?

I found lots of exercise trying to find a well-dressed customer at Walmart.

Good thing that booze kills brain cells… or I’d be top heavy.

Walking away from Walmart is excellent exercise.

don’t walk, run

Beer only kills the weak brain cells, so when you drink beer, you’re getting smarter all the time.

Show ‘em who’s boss, Al – eat a vegetable!