Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for July 04, 2017

How can probiotics and antibiotics both be good for you?

H4J, everyone!

How can my feet smell if they don’t have a nose?

Why is vanilla the most popular flavor when everyone says they like chocolate?

Why does the world turn to the right?

Why is Madison Square Garden round?

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

“If your knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?” “What makes Teflon stick to the pan?”

Why aren’t the flatlands completely flat?

How many licks does it take to get to the Toosie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Why when I want to turn off my computer do I have to hit the ‘Start’ icon?

If God really wants us to use fossil fuels, why did He or She or It make them so hard to get to, and the sun and wind are all around us?

How does my nose run without legs or feet?

How do you Tell a Phone? And what do you tell it to do?

And in the end, does it matter? Abby is right. Binkley is right. Opus is right. We’re all right, and that’s all right….