Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 13, 2017

Methinks he ain’t gonna let her drive so he can officially “rest his eyes.”

Tony asked, about 3 hours ago

What do you drive?

Still our ancient Mazda 121 (28 years old). It will be an old-timer in 2020 (fingers crossed).

I drive my wife crazy (someone was going to say it). (Kia Rondo)

Kia Soul, (I like to be cool)

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandaddy. Not hollering and screaming like the people that were riding with him in the car he was driving

The time to rest your eyes is while watching TV or taking in in a movie. And the best time to rest your eyes is while having one of those one-sided conversations with the wife.

Unfortunately, I don’t drive.

In the driveway… Hyundai Tucson, Dodge Ram1500 diesel, Dodge Durango

@Tony:

I “drive” a bicycle. Why contribute to air pollution? Plus, I get no exercise behind a steering wheel. Now, why don’t you now exercise your right to answer today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

What do you do while driving?

I drive a Subaru Forester and only drive while I am driving. I can only handle one thing at a time.

This reminds me of a cartoon I saw long ago. Two guys were sitting in a car and the passenger was shaking the driver, who was asleep with his head down on the wheel. “Hey Charlie, wake up. We’re here!”, the passenger said.