They’re about to exhume Dali for a DNA sample for some doofus woman who claims he was her father. Dali’s friends are of the opinion that he would have loved the surrealism of exhuming an impotent voyeur who couldn’t even make it with his gay lover to see if he boffed the woman’s mother.
“The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat,With an indolent expression and an undulating throatLike an unsuccessful literary man.
And I know the place he lives in (or at least — I think I do)It is Ecuador, Brazil or Chile — possibly Peru;You must find it in the Atlas if you can.
The Llama of the Pampasses you never should confound(In spite of a deceptive similarity of sound)With the Lama who is Lord of Turkestan.
For the former is a beautiful and valuable beast,But the latter is not lovable nor useful in the least;And the Ruminant is preferable surely to the PriestWho battens on the woful superstitions of the East,The Mongol of the Monastery of Shan."
Dtroutma over 7 years ago
Good one.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago
Dali was inspired by the expression he heard in Hawaii … “Hang Loose!”
Some call his paintings timeless … well, it is true I’ve never seen a magazine cover in his work…
tudza Premium Member over 7 years ago
A one L lama, now he’s a priest. A two L llama, he’s a beast.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Mighty Magiswords synchro.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 7 years ago
They’re about to exhume Dali for a DNA sample for some doofus woman who claims he was her father. Dali’s friends are of the opinion that he would have loved the surrealism of exhuming an impotent voyeur who couldn’t even make it with his gay lover to see if he boffed the woman’s mother.
RAGs over 7 years ago
I once gave a toy, stuffed vicuna to a friend and said that it was a dolly llama.
AtariDragon over 7 years ago
“The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat,With an indolent expression and an undulating throatLike an unsuccessful literary man.
And I know the place he lives in (or at least — I think I do)It is Ecuador, Brazil or Chile — possibly Peru;You must find it in the Atlas if you can.
The Llama of the Pampasses you never should confound(In spite of a deceptive similarity of sound)With the Lama who is Lord of Turkestan.
For the former is a beautiful and valuable beast,But the latter is not lovable nor useful in the least;And the Ruminant is preferable surely to the PriestWho battens on the woful superstitions of the East,The Mongol of the Monastery of Shan."
— Hilaire Belloc