Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 22, 2017

‘If I had a hammer…’

I’d rather be a hammer than a nail

To a hammer everything is a nail…

We did have one like that, but we sold it to a guy named Grabthar.

Then by Grabthar’s hammer, by the sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged.

Better sell him what he wants or he’ll be Thor.

Then he started carrying around his mighty hamster of doom.

Check Valhalla Home Depot or go online.

What happened to his old one? Is he a Thor loser?

A sentient hammer would be dangerous.

Now where did Mjölnir (Old Norse: Mjǫllnir, IPA: [ˈmjɔlːnir])1 go off too? Thanx to Wikipedia.

he should stop going shopping when he’s hammered…

Mjolnir has become Mjolfar?