Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 09, 2010

Sorry, that would conflict with “Guild of Apathy” membership.

Yeah, girls don’t dig cynics.

Do you really want to be a guilding?

It’ll never amount to much. (That must qualify myself to be guild president)

‘The whole idea of a Guild of Cynics is a stupid idea’, J. Lewis, CEO & Founder of Cynics “R” US…

I qualified back in my college days. (The 60”s)

Who would join?

For starters, Tucker Rabbit ( Pinkerton )

and Sir Dudley ( Mythtickle )

Spammer flagged

Guild of Cynics,eh? What’s in it for me?

Samson… that’ll go over like a comic strip about a talking horse.

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Folks please flag the Spam-Be-Gone comment as spam (just kidding, Quaby).

As for the Guild of Cynics, I believe Groucho Marx said it best, I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.