Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 05, 2017

I was going to recommend to cut off its head and cook it. But, with all that Raid it’s too toxic to eat.

Leave it to Dad to raid Calvin’s party.

Ah, for the days when bedbugs weren’t anything to worry about up north…

And Gregor was its name !

Hobbes knows who Kafka is?

Boy, that took no time at all.

Does anyone ever wonder if they are reading Dennis The Menace instead of Calvin & Hobbes?

One has to be SO careful about what one says around that kid…

Gregor Samsa moved in Calvin’s mattress?

Bedbugs are a nightmare for everybody! Getting rid of them is just as hard as getting rid of roaches (Actually never had either{thankfully} but I’ve heard the horror stories from people who have)!

I never, EVER got the punchline in the second panel when I was a kid. Even my parents couldn’t explain it to me. Took me years to figure out who this “Kafka” was, and it immediately made this comic make more sense.

No wonder it didn’t kill the vermin, Calvin used the bathroom deodoriser.

What’s kafka?

What kid has read Kafka? Calvin was born to be a serial killer!

Kafka dreams are not so bad (or even unusual, since meaningful dreams have emotional continuity), but Kafka reality bites. He was not a fan of happy endings.

Does “Calvin Spray” exist? Because he’s a pest for sure!

xxx

The correct bed time wish is “Don’t let the monsters under your bed rip your flesh from your bones.”

Why didn’t I do this before? Finally subscribed to this, and put it at the end as a refreshing antidote to the political cartoons.

How come calvin isnt coughing?

The more pranks like this that Calvin pulls, the less funny he gets.