Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 26, 2017

Just because you’re running out of rocks,…

Oye is it too early to surrender to whoever attacks here first?

Oye P & H? why is there 8 sounds of firing and only 7 catapults?

If you are firing in all directions, at everyone, it is only time before one of them hits back with a meaningful blow. Notice to Potus.

“Patoo” is not an appropriate noise for a trebuchet.

I saw “Fatoo”, “Fatang”, and “Fatoong”. I must have missed “Patoo”.

Those countries are very close to each other?

Everybody’s a music critic.

A +1 to Roger4336!

Sounds like our artist is reading the news.

So the realm of Id is actually the USA?

ID is surrounded by seven countries, all within a stone’s throw? Where is it, Andorra?

I don’t understand how those catapults work without cables of any kind.