You could always take a hit out on the stomach fat.
The problem is that the donuts and chips keep making Pig an offer he can’t refuse.
Nice gut you got here, be a shame if anything happened to it….
… or perhaps a fitness protection program … or a witless one …
Meh. What I got ain’t no skinny 6-pak! It’s a party, it’s a keg!
You’ve gut to lose weight.
Mmmm….pork belly!
You’re supposed to be Porky, Pig..
Witless protection program.
I’m watching my weight. Fortunately, most of it is right out there in front of me where I can keep an eye on it.
Pig: I’ve lost 20 pounds.
Rat: Look at your butt in the mirror and you’ll find it.
Mmm, bacon!
How about a fatless protection program?
Let me know if this works!
Weightloss Protection Program
Also potentially hazardous to one’s knees.
You can run but you can’t (lose your) hide.
Wait – running does help!
For Pig, it has to be the Witless Protection Program. But Pig is probably too dumb to find it in a gummymint directory….
“The Blobfather” (Get Fuzzy reference)
Ruthless weight!
BE THIS GUY about 7 years ago
You could always take a hit out on the stomach fat.
Sherlock Watson about 7 years ago
The problem is that the donuts and chips keep making Pig an offer he can’t refuse.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago
Nice gut you got here, be a shame if anything happened to it….
inshadowz about 7 years ago
… or perhaps a fitness protection program … or a witless one …
Alexander the Good Enough about 7 years ago
Meh. What I got ain’t no skinny 6-pak! It’s a party, it’s a keg!
jreckard about 7 years ago
You’ve gut to lose weight.
LEOKEV about 7 years ago
Mmmm….pork belly!
Gent about 7 years ago
You’re supposed to be Porky, Pig..
mortaur about 7 years ago
Witless protection program.
dadoctah about 7 years ago
I’m watching my weight. Fortunately, most of it is right out there in front of me where I can keep an eye on it.
Sandfan about 7 years ago
Pig: I’ve lost 20 pounds.
Rat: Look at your butt in the mirror and you’ll find it.
peggykb9 about 7 years ago
Mmm, bacon!
whiteaj about 7 years ago
How about a fatless protection program?
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 7 years ago
Let me know if this works!
Gabryant about 7 years ago
Weightloss Protection Program
chris_weaver about 7 years ago
Also potentially hazardous to one’s knees.
SUBWAY 13 about 7 years ago
You can run but you can’t (lose your) hide.
Wait – running does help!
Sisyphos about 7 years ago
For Pig, it has to be the Witless Protection Program. But Pig is probably too dumb to find it in a gummymint directory….
SlytherinPower about 7 years ago
“The Blobfather” (Get Fuzzy reference)
ND Cool Z almost 6 years ago
Ruthless weight!