Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 10, 2017

But will Flo have the money for your new clothes once you can’t close your trousers, Andy?

Why does it have to be the ale, what of all those good for nothing hot dogs and horse meat pies…!?

Oye I’ve a bit of advice Andy;give up on the surgery visits.

I have that problem & I’m working on a resolution!

Once Andy and Flo were having a “discussion”, and Flo knocked Andy clear across the room. He got up and said, “I’m proud of yer, at last yer punchin’ yer weight!”

There was a series of strips earlier where Andy decided to give up drinking. I think that was a mistake.

Saw a deer while out walking yesterday.

@Number SixMr. Six, check out Basic Instructions dated 26 July ‘17. They’re calling your number…..

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie. Please know that I’m still checking your profile. I just don’t have any desire to comment here at Andy Capp anymore because it’s not the same without you.

Yes, I do like the avatar!

Never ask for advice unless you’re willing to accept it.

In “My Fair Lady,” Henry Higgins tells Col. Pickering, referring to women in general (although it can truly apply to men, as well):

She will ask you for advice

Your reply will be concise

She will listen very nicely

Then go out and do precisely

What she wants!