I’ve always figured it’s because so many men have excessively inflated ideas of the size of their, er, “equipment”. They need to stand closer than they think they do. :-)
Perfectly drawn as most guys never lift the seat before cutting loose. They’re also the same men who can’t find it necessary to wash their hands when done. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone to a nice restaurant, watched a guy use the urinal, then proceed to walk right out of the bathroom without at least rinsing their hands, let alone wash them. Angry face emoji!
On some SAC military bases there’s a sign in the barracks’ bathrooms that says: “In case of nuclear attack, hide in here – the toilet bowl – it hasn’t been hit yet”.
I work in a restaurant, and let me tell you, that when it comes time to clean the restrooms, it is the women’s that is messier. There’s always tp on the floor, women’s products not properly put away, diapers…ugh. The worst was dirty underwear someone left on the floor.
While on a visit to Blackpool, England, my son needed a public rest room. He was directed to one below ground. When he came back up he was speechless for a few minutes. The rest room was one from decades?/centuries? ago and was a loooong trough with water running through it. You couldn’t miss hitting it! Those ancients knew what they were doing.
I remember reading a study that showed how in public urinals where there is a plastic fly or some sort of target-circle glued onto the inside of the urinals, the mess was much less than usual. Apparently men enjoy having something to aim for….or at.
x_Tech about 7 years ago
Sign on wall:
We Aim To Please
So Please Aim
Sweetaddietude Premium Member about 7 years ago
6% ???? It’s that high? I would have never thought so.
brain Les about 7 years ago
well especially when you are texting and tinkeling at the same time you might miss here and there….
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 7 years ago
I’ve always figured it’s because so many men have excessively inflated ideas of the size of their, er, “equipment”. They need to stand closer than they think they do. :-)
uniquename about 7 years ago
Wow, so it’s not just me wondering about that.
GROG Premium Member about 7 years ago
I want proof on that last one. Let’s see the statistics.
Nate England about 7 years ago
I’m proud to be one of the 6%, thank you. I’ve always been a bit of a maverick!
Homeward Premium Member about 7 years ago
Visit a public women’s room sometime – they’re repulsive too. Grossness is not unique to one sex.
sarah413 Premium Member about 7 years ago
Perfectly drawn as most guys never lift the seat before cutting loose. They’re also the same men who can’t find it necessary to wash their hands when done. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone to a nice restaurant, watched a guy use the urinal, then proceed to walk right out of the bathroom without at least rinsing their hands, let alone wash them. Angry face emoji!
StratmanRon about 7 years ago
Yeah, there’s always a few “Dribbly McSprinkles” that makes it look bad for the rest of us…
Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago
In our defense, women sit. It’s hard to miss at point-blank range.
Herb L 1954 about 7 years ago
In case of an air raid,hide under the men’s urinal.It never gets hit :~)
William Bednar Premium Member about 7 years ago
On some SAC military bases there’s a sign in the barracks’ bathrooms that says: “In case of nuclear attack, hide in here – the toilet bowl – it hasn’t been hit yet”.
Greenman Greyhair about 7 years ago
That should read “women’s bathroom.” They are by far worse than men’s. Women hover over the seat… makes for very poor success rate.
d-yoshio about 7 years ago
I was a janitor for many years, women make more of a mess then men. I would rather clean a port-a-potty than a women bathroom
NaturLvr about 7 years ago
If nothing else, love the references to Greg Maddux and Greg Norman, both great sports legends of a time past.
Michie Z Premium Member about 7 years ago
Yup ! the main reason I am Against shared public bathrooms ! LOL
Robert Miller Premium Member about 7 years ago
I work in a restaurant, and let me tell you, that when it comes time to clean the restrooms, it is the women’s that is messier. There’s always tp on the floor, women’s products not properly put away, diapers…ugh. The worst was dirty underwear someone left on the floor.
Stephen Gilberg about 7 years ago
Glad I didn’t read this strip at breakfast.
DM2860 about 7 years ago
I used to be a janitor and the women’s room was always worse.
miscreant about 7 years ago
Like my mom says to my dad. You have 2 hands use 1 of them to aim.
keith w boone about 7 years ago
all women have to do is remain seated.
daleandkristen about 7 years ago
While on a visit to Blackpool, England, my son needed a public rest room. He was directed to one below ground. When he came back up he was speechless for a few minutes. The rest room was one from decades?/centuries? ago and was a loooong trough with water running through it. You couldn’t miss hitting it! Those ancients knew what they were doing.
mabrndt Premium Member about 7 years ago
So, is the last panel also Steph Curry’s, Greg Maddux’s, and Greg Norman’s accuracy in a public men’s restroom?
AtypicalReader about 7 years ago
I remember reading a study that showed how in public urinals where there is a plastic fly or some sort of target-circle glued onto the inside of the urinals, the mess was much less than usual. Apparently men enjoy having something to aim for….or at.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 7 years ago
Although I’m an ex-smoker, it’s a shame there’s no more butts in the urinal. I miss playing Battleship!