The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 16, 2017

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    x_Tech  about 7 years ago

    Sign on wall:

    We Aim To Please

    So Please Aim

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    Sweetaddietude Premium Member about 7 years ago

    6% ???? It’s that high? I would have never thought so.

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    brain Les  about 7 years ago

    well especially when you are texting and tinkeling at the same time you might miss here and there….

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I’ve always figured it’s because so many men have excessively inflated ideas of the size of their, er, “equipment”. They need to stand closer than they think they do. :-)

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    uniquename  about 7 years ago

    Wow, so it’s not just me wondering about that.

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    GROG Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I want proof on that last one. Let’s see the statistics.

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    Nate England  about 7 years ago

    I’m proud to be one of the 6%, thank you. I’ve always been a bit of a maverick!

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    Homeward Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Visit a public women’s room sometime – they’re repulsive too. Grossness is not unique to one sex.

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Perfectly drawn as most guys never lift the seat before cutting loose. They’re also the same men who can’t find it necessary to wash their hands when done. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone to a nice restaurant, watched a guy use the urinal, then proceed to walk right out of the bathroom without at least rinsing their hands, let alone wash them. Angry face emoji!

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    StratmanRon  about 7 years ago

    Yeah, there’s always a few “Dribbly McSprinkles” that makes it look bad for the rest of us…

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago

    In our defense, women sit. It’s hard to miss at point-blank range.

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    Herb L 1954  about 7 years ago

    In case of an air raid,hide under the men’s urinal.It never gets hit :~)

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 7 years ago

    On some SAC military bases there’s a sign in the barracks’ bathrooms that says: “In case of nuclear attack, hide in here – the toilet bowl – it hasn’t been hit yet”.

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    Greenman Greyhair  about 7 years ago

    That should read “women’s bathroom.” They are by far worse than men’s. Women hover over the seat… makes for very poor success rate.

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    d-yoshio  about 7 years ago

    I was a janitor for many years, women make more of a mess then men. I would rather clean a port-a-potty than a women bathroom

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    NaturLvr  about 7 years ago

    If nothing else, love the references to Greg Maddux and Greg Norman, both great sports legends of a time past.

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    Michie Z Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Yup ! the main reason I am Against shared public bathrooms ! LOL

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    Robert Miller Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I work in a restaurant, and let me tell you, that when it comes time to clean the restrooms, it is the women’s that is messier. There’s always tp on the floor, women’s products not properly put away, diapers…ugh. The worst was dirty underwear someone left on the floor.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 7 years ago

    Glad I didn’t read this strip at breakfast.

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    DM2860  about 7 years ago

    I used to be a janitor and the women’s room was always worse.

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    miscreant  about 7 years ago

    Like my mom says to my dad. You have 2 hands use 1 of them to aim.

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    keith w boone  about 7 years ago

    all women have to do is remain seated.

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    daleandkristen  about 7 years ago

    While on a visit to Blackpool, England, my son needed a public rest room. He was directed to one below ground. When he came back up he was speechless for a few minutes. The rest room was one from decades?/centuries? ago and was a loooong trough with water running through it. You couldn’t miss hitting it! Those ancients knew what they were doing.

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 7 years ago

    So, is the last panel also Steph Curry’s, Greg Maddux’s, and Greg Norman’s accuracy in a public men’s restroom?

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    AtypicalReader  about 7 years ago

    I remember reading a study that showed how in public urinals where there is a plastic fly or some sort of target-circle glued onto the inside of the urinals, the mess was much less than usual. Apparently men enjoy having something to aim for….or at.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Although I’m an ex-smoker, it’s a shame there’s no more butts in the urinal. I miss playing Battleship!

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