Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 17, 2017

Gordon, be sure to turn around every five treks to equalize the exertion on each leg.

The big picture is flagged for donuts, bagels and bundt cakes.

Gordon set this course up after he did some freestyle contemplative trekking and Sherif Monky Bluz had to haul him home in a police car when he was finally found.

Gordon contemplates the Eternal Questions….

but seldom comes up with a straight answer.

As you can see, he exhibits an obvious proclivity toward circular reasoning.

Gordon…hmmm. Gordon……The name seems familiar.

Did he used to drive in NASCAR? That would account for the track layout.

And as a child, Gordon was a fan of A.A. Milne’s writings, and has followed the wisdom of his favorite quote his hero and friend (Willy nilly silly old bear) spoke: “Think, think, think.” .

Someone should tell him he’s going around in circles.

Well, he’s not a dog. Else he would nap around the third turn.

“Make it so!”

That’s the track he uses when his mind is racing. Only that track will do. He has a one-track mind.

He used to do it in the house until the 16th century persian rug started showing unusual signs of wear.