In a sci-fi short, a hostile government marketed a board game where the object was to lose, in order to indoctrinate Terran children to the idea that losing was good…
Calvin you’ve been listening to Buffalo Springfield too much: “Paranoia strikes deep/ into your life it will creep,/ it starts when you’re always afraid,/ you step out of line, the man come and take you away.”
BE THIS GUY about 7 years ago
The benefits of staying illiterate.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 7 years ago
It’s called “a good imagination.”
jpayne4040 about 7 years ago
So, in the event of an alien attack (Saturnians to specific) we need to find Calvin, and he’ll protect us!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 7 years ago
Well, on the plus side, I think we can conclude that Calvin was deeply committed to NOT turning in his parents.
GROG Premium Member about 7 years ago
And when he grows up he’ll be singing Working At the Car Wash Blues.
Phred Premium Member about 7 years ago
Funny. Definitely eating too much of something.
rshive about 7 years ago
The tortellini got to him.
chienetfou about 7 years ago
What would really be hilarious is if Calvin aced all his exams and his schoolwork without cracking a book. All due to his imagination.
Alexander the Good Enough about 7 years ago
Oy! Calvin doesn’t need to read no stinkin’ assignment. HE comes from where astounding creative genius meets hallucinating insanity.
CoffeeMom about 7 years ago
This reminds me of the Ray Bradbury story “Zero Hour” . . .
tracilynne54 about 7 years ago
Only it wasn’t the Saturnians, but the Government.
kab buch about 7 years ago
Calvin you work hard on thoughts just think of homework.
Nick Danger about 7 years ago
In a sci-fi short, a hostile government marketed a board game where the object was to lose, in order to indoctrinate Terran children to the idea that losing was good…
Dennett Premium Member about 7 years ago
Do little kids still eat art paste today? Is that part of the lunch program?
Kind&Kinder about 7 years ago
Calvin you’ve been listening to Buffalo Springfield too much: “Paranoia strikes deep/ into your life it will creep,/ it starts when you’re always afraid,/ you step out of line, the man come and take you away.”
INGSOC about 7 years ago
An over exaggeration, but just wait until it’s time for recess..
oakie817 about 7 years ago
most excellent