Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2017

You’re gonna get sick and die no matter what, so have a good time until then.

Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.

Worry is the price one pays for what doesn’t happen.

1st corollary: Therefor, worry.

It’s all small stuff – except when it isn’t.

Velcro, Kyle.

despair.com appears to be kaput. rat is too late. best posters ever. “The Cure for Hope”

I’m going to live forever, or die trying.

It is absolutely pointless to worry about things you can’t do anything about. And you don’t need to worry about things you can do something about. So, what’s left?

That which does not kill you makes you stronger. Except bears. Bears will kill you.

Did anyone else say Oh No! after reading panel 1?

Has Rat reserved his spot on the unemployment line?

I can’t stand people who moan (not worry) about the tiniest little things. It drives me mad.

Maybe I need to cool off somewhere…

xxx

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Rat writes my kind of “inspirational poster”! No need to be pollyanna-ish about it! Some cultures get the mourning over with by doing it at birth, since birth is the leading and inevitable cause of death (a.k.a. the Circle of Life)….

You call that inspirational?!

Don’t sweat the small stuff; it’ll distract you from the big stuff waiting to bite you in the butt.