Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 25, 2017

Arthur is the beta version.

Madame Deuxcouleur returns!

Arthur, eating your ham and peas all alone? Edith, you could at least sit with him before delivering the bad news!

“I know, Edith, dear…. I’ve known for a long time…

Dennis… I can’t remember how either Edith or her attitude is linked to anything two-tone.

And Monkey!!

So glad to see you…. hoping you’ll be back to see this.

Glad you enjoyed the cake.

And I put a note in your old mailbox up in the tree, cos I couldn’t find where you hid the new one.

Ouch!

His is the Abi Normal brain.

Neither are you, dear.

Just reminding him who has the MBA, and who has the GED.

Arthur: “And to think, all this time I’ve been taking Beta Blockers!”

She has an A type personality.

We all know that the alpha brain in the household belongs to Rusty Boy !

MunKy HEAr…!!!Yall cheK yestiDaze comINts…!!!

I was going to say something about latex and restraints and little hints, but its probably best to leave that one alone.After all, what she does to him in the privacy of their own bedroom is their business.