Ten Cats by Graham Harrop for August 18, 2017

Go Comics decided it did not want us posting images on their bandwidth. Fine. What we post now are not images, but links to images. The World of DT widgets do not affect Go Comics in any way. They simply perform operations on our own computers to avoid us having to cut and paste, etc. When we see these images, it is our own bandwidth that is being used, not Go Comics’. So we are not violating any rules.

Bad cat breath:

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Whoops! Sorry

Hmmm…..mouse breath?

Last panel made me choke on my coffee! Happy Friday, Graham Crackers!

Meant to say it yesterday: Graham, thank you so much for Ten Cats.

Don’t feed the troll, please.

Someone get Chesney some parsley.

Seriously people, we have GOT to stop responding to people that complain about BBEAR’s posts. (Yes, i know. Im as guilty of responding as anyone.) Let them vent. It’s a free open forum.

WE know that Graham doesn’t mind, and GoComics isn’t stoping BBEAR, so they mustn’t mind either.

And, the moderators have GOT to know what is happening here, with all the flags that this forum must be popping up.

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So, let them complain. If they get personal, flag them.

Otherwise, just ignore them and they will go away.

I logged on (old computer term) and read comments posted since I was on yesterday and I thank one and all for the nice comments and support.

I missed black cat appreciation day yesterday. Had I realized it was black cat appreciation day, I would have given my brother Mark’s black cat, Midnight a hug to let her know she is appreciated. And speaking of appreciation, Mark appreciates all the thoughts and prayers that have been sent out for him since our car accident that happened about 60 days ago. He is still in the nursing home for rehab while he gets better at eating real food. Yes – they are finally giving him some real food (up until now, first it was a long time on the feeding tube, then it was a little while eating mush that looks like baby food, now it’s still a lot of mush but some real food too). But the big, BIG news is that Mark has been given a release date and he is GOING HOME on Wednesday the 23rd!

By the way, I just found out it’s bad poetry day (it’s also my birthday, but that’s no big deal since a few million other people are also having a birthday today. I decided that instead of being 59 today like I really am, I’ll just stay 39 a few more years). So, for bad poetry day, I’d like to see some bad poems here. Let’s put the trolls behind us and have some fun!

Okay, here’s my bad poem to get things started.

Bbear’s posts are lots of fun.

I appreciate each and every one.

I wish the trolls would go away.

They never have nice things to say.

So read this strip and give a cheer

That Graham’s Ten Cats all are here.

Drat! I was trying to write a poem for bad poetry day, naming all Ten Cats but I can only come up with seven names! Or are Jack and Mr Soames two different cats? Is it Jack Soames? I can’t remember for sure. Some of the cats don’r get as much air time as Chesney and Lily and Jelly Bean do. What are the Ten Cats names? I’ll save that information so I never have to ask again.

If Chesney needs to contract out the tunnelling job, this cat should be able to help.

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Ten Cats, i’m a fan.

High in my queue, it resides.

Starting my day, HAPPY!

Here’s to our Ten Cats Family

We get along uncannily,

We love all souls

But don’t feed trolls,

And cherish this insanity!

Did Graham draw flies over the mouse and in final panel over Lily? If not then I must clean my screen!

I never got my poem done about the Ten Cats, but I did do one about my birthday. It might need 2 comments to fit it all in. So here goes…

An old man approached me and what did he say?“I hear you turned 59 today.”

I growled at him, saying, “That’s not true!Who is telling such lies to you?

“I’d have gray hair and wrinkles if I were 59.And you can see for yourself that I’m looking just fine.

“I have not a gray hair or wrinkle in sight,Look closely now and you’ll see that I’m right.”

“But your hair is turning gray,” he boldly told me.“Look closely now and you’ll see what I see.”

I glared at him with a look black as sin,And got madder yet when I saw him grin.

I told him in a most certain way,“I am only turning 33 today.”

He laughed at that fir quite a while,And looked at me with a most silly smile.

Which only caused me to rant and to rave,After all, I have a reputation to save!

“I’m not 59 – I can’t be that old!And another thing, if I may be so bold,

“You’re no spring chicken as you can see,You look at least ten years older than me!”

He laughed at that and wiped tears from his eyes,And said I was in for a real big surprise.

Saying, “Today is my birthday – I’m 59 too!I’m not older, I’m the same age as you!”

I told him that was just fine with me,“But I still claim I’m just thirty-three!”

He said, “We both know that’s just not true,But tell me how old do I look to you?”

“Well,” I said, “You say that you’re the same as age as me,But clearly you’re older than thirty three.

“So okay, I have to admitI did lie about my age the least little bit.”

Now, I wondered, what should we say?How old should we claim we were turning today?

He looked at me with a look so wise,And said “Why don’t we simply compromise?

He said that Jack Benny claimed he was thirty-nine.If it’s okay with you, that suits me just fine.

I looked at him then with my own silly smile,And said let’s both stay thirty-nine for a while.”

Oh Chesney, bad breath or not, I love ya’, ya’ little pain in the butt! Yes I do!

@BBEARCould you please find another place other than Facebook and Photobucket to get pictures from? I am unable to look at photos from either of them. Thank you.

Great pictures today. :) (Those that I could see.)