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By the way, I just found out it’s bad poetry day (it’s also my birthday, but that’s no big deal since a few million other people are also having a birthday today. I decided that instead of being 59 today like I really am, I’ll just stay 39 a few more years). So, for bad poetry day, I’d like to see some bad poems here. Let’s put the trolls behind us and have some fun!
By the way, I just found out it’s bad poetry day (it’s also my birthday, but that’s no big deal since a few million other people are also having a birthday today. I decided that instead of being 59 today like I really am, I’ll just stay 39 a few more years). So, for bad poetry day, I’d like to see some bad poems here. Let’s put the trolls behind us and have some fun!