They have Groundhog Year. Each time Mrs. Olsen can chomp her Danishes in June, July and August while lamenting her avoirdupois. Just as many of the rest of us do. They ought to bury her with one in her mouth when the time finally comes around.
I’m fat and I put on a swimsuit about 4 times a week all year ’round. I could care less if anyone finds me attractive in it or not, just leave me alone and let me swim.
Wilde Bill over 7 years ago
At least you didn’t hear about any whale beachings this summer.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 7 years ago
Yeah, that would be an image that you couldn’t un-see…
John Wiley Premium Member over 7 years ago
You just need some brain bleach.
Ontman over 7 years ago
To each ones own kids.
whiteheron over 7 years ago
The school motto:
Qui huc intrasti omissa spe
Ignatz Premium Member over 7 years ago
Does Miss Olsen plan to get into “swimsuit shape” every summer? That doesn’t seem to fit.
And leave the old lady alone, Jef. Not everyone WANTS to be a triathlete, or should.
Indycar over 7 years ago
I never realized that was one of Mrs. Olsen’s goals.
rshive over 7 years ago
Try hard not to let those images pop up, Caulfield. You’ll be better for it.
magnus over 7 years ago
You can poke out your eyes, but you can not poke out your mind’s eye.
Thomas Thieme over 7 years ago
It’s okay. They live in a timeless strip. Every year resets itself and the kids are in third grade again. There’s always next summer.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Won’t help and his corneas aren’t scorched because he saw nothing with his eyes.
Just time for Mrs. Olson gets in the snark.
Kind&Kinder over 7 years ago
They have Groundhog Year. Each time Mrs. Olsen can chomp her Danishes in June, July and August while lamenting her avoirdupois. Just as many of the rest of us do. They ought to bury her with one in her mouth when the time finally comes around.
Font Lady Premium Member over 7 years ago
Oh good. More body shaming of fat people.
Nuliajuk over 7 years ago
I’m fat and I put on a swimsuit about 4 times a week all year ’round. I could care less if anyone finds me attractive in it or not, just leave me alone and let me swim.