Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 31, 2017

Andy thanks Jack has lost his mind when it comes to family-friendly beverages.

That’s one way to lose a customer. Good riddance.

Aye sure and I be wonderin’ just how long it’ll be takin’ Andy to figure out that Jack was doin’ that to give BOTH Jack and the pub a break from Andy?

There’s an easy fix, Andy. Order a vanilla shake, add a healthy slug of brandy, grate a little nutmeg on top, and Voila!…milk punch.

@Number Six

I forget, are you in Edinburgh or Glasgow? If Edinburgh, have you visited the new Queensferry Crossing? The pictures of it are incredible.

Discussing it also gives me a chance to drop Firth of Forth into the conservation. Just love the sound…Firth of Forth, Firth of Forth, Firth of Forth. Sorry, my meds seem to need adjusting.

His milkshake runs all the boys from the bar…..#Kelis

No sense corrupting your innards with something that may actually be good for you.

Andy might be lactose intolerant, except for milk stout.

Totally amazing how Mr Smythe can keep coming up with new gags after so many years.

Careful there, Jack: that new menu might attract Alex and his droogs…

@David Rickard

Does it count as being a bit of the ol’ ultra-violence if it’s just a fight cloud?

In my personal opinion, I think chocolate milkshakes are better than strawberry and vanilla.

I got some “Hello Kitty” milkshake mix once. I think you had to put 2 spoonfuls of the mix in normal milk. Very nice!

xxx

In my opinion, milkshakes are good, but floats are even better.