Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 24, 2017

You make the monsters disappear.

You understand me when I’m weird.

So knowing you’s a stroke of luck.

You’re my best friend, so life doesn’t suck.

High school will always suck because of how early we wake up and how chilly it is at that time! That of course is one of the billions of reasons. Another one: we never ride unicorns there!

Dear Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, you are far more than any machine dearone. You are the living embodiment of eternal friendship. The true source of warmth <3

Marigold: “Potato potato potato potato … Am I not saying it right?”

Nothing like a good comic poem.

I think Marigold once referred to Phoebe as a Unicorn Back Warmer, so they’re even.

Ain’t no fall like a PNW fall.

But my bike (bicycle) doesn’t have a heated seat.

A fun poem and even “funner” dialog between two of my favorite characters.

Huh. Where I live, Summer is the Rainy Season. (Though it’s been starting later and later in the year and bleeding more and more into fall, which might be due to climate change?)

Marigold wears Prada.

Yeah! She’s a unicorn Harley! :D