Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 04, 2017

Actually, chicken(thugs) and waffles.

Watch out for flying thug teeth

When will thugs learn that heroes are not afraid of anything?

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This would be another moment for Rip’s knuckles to not merely crack but chortle with glee…

So, who’s this Targaryen babe.. Or is that someone’s granny…

The odds are three to one in Rip’s favor.

I’m with Rip on pancakes (particularly if they’re served with REAL maple syrup) but I only walk towards waffles.

Obviously, this is the first time people in THIS version of Starlight have seen Rip Haywire.

Way to defend yourself, lady… You couldn’t ask for a better political statement than that.

I thought these guys knew better than to mess with Rip Haywire. Well, everyone needs a gentle reminder once in a while.

Nice admission, lady.

Those thugs are the ones who will be hurt. Never underestimate Rip Haywire!