Pickles by Brian Crane for September 12, 2017

Earl,,,for crying out loud,,,cover your mouth when you sneeze. Didn’t your mom teach you that when you were a child ?? Opal, you look a bit shocked, with the dishes knocked over on the table, and with soup dripping from your entire head and face..funny, really.

My, Earl, what a strong sneeze you had there.

No, I think not.

You’d think she knows by know to duck!

Good ’un!!

snot going to happen

Who’s gonna bless HER? I think she needs it more.

She could say it with her shoe. Because a shoe to the derriere gesundheit.

When my husband sneezes, I always look up to make sure the roof is still there.

WHY do some people say “bless you” when other people sneeze? I’ll bet it’s some kind of silly superstition, right?Really dumb.

Unfortunately there are people who actually do this, thank God they are usually small children. Vast majority of adults have been trained.

I was already an adult when they changed the rule about sneezing into your hand to sneezing into your armpit. Now that I’m old and easily confused I sometimes forget what to do and end up not covering up at all!

Gross!!! but bless you anyway !

how many times has this tired joke been done…?