Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for August 27, 2017

You asked for it

That should oughta do it.

“Banana Blockbuster”, “Tapioca Torpedo”, “Chocolate Cannonball”, “Vanilla Victimizer”.

I can hardly wait till tomorrow night’s.

Does it taste like real hospital, or is it artificially flavored?

Let me tell you, I spent six days in a hospital once. For five of them I had a naso-gastric tube in place so that literally nothing could be swallowed. I couldn’t even have water. I never felt hungry or thirsty though, because of all the stuff they were putting into me through the IV. When they took that tube out, and let me eat or swallow anything, the first time I swallowed broth it tasted like ambrosia. Hospital pudding was the most scrumptious thing I had ever eaten.

But not orange jello. That kuk is inedible.

I remember having a 30-inch waist. That was 18 inches ago.

SPLAT – Got him ! ! !

Thats cruel! Not even Steve deserves that!

How kind of Steve to remove his…helmet? Bombs away!

death from above

I doubt this will matter much if Sith Lord Sexy Pants didn’t bother to clean out that bedpan beforehand.

“Hey pal, wake up! Heroes don’t look like me. Not in the real world. In the real world, they got bad teeth, a bald spot, and a beer gut. I’m just an actor with a gun – who’s lost his motivation. Be seein’ ya.”

(Anyone remember where that’s from?)

That bedpan is finally going to get some use.

Actually, heroes are alive and well (though suppressed) in 2017: we’re fighting to make America Trumpless Again!

The Wrath of God upon you, dark Sith lord!