That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 25, 2017

All the girls showed up for the first day of school withe Hermes scarves just like Louise Linton.

“Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can’t afford to bloody feed.”

“What are we dear?”

“Protestant, and fiercely proud of it. "

Yup…most days, teaching elementary kids is like herding cats.

Don’t know about full retirement, but I have reduced my hours.

1040 days.

Kid calls in fake bomb scare for third day in a row.

“Who wants to pull my finger?”

They are protesting the life like teacher statue.

The old woman who lived in a shoe applying for a zoning variance.

3 URLs (each is one line):

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Waldm%C3%BCller_-_Nach_der_Schule.jpeg

(best viewed by Google Chrome – can automatically translate pages if necessary) has info and links that point to info about this oil on panel painting.

http://www.wga.hu/bio_m/w/waldmull/biograph.html

has info about this artist. So far, 8 works by him have been used here.

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/04/19?comments=visible

has the prior strip.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1766 (August 24, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

“Who suggested a school trip to the gin factory and only ordered one ox cart?”

The old man who lived in a shoe about to take off forever.

Easy answer: Too bloody many!