FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 01, 2010

Uh, surrre, Jason – let me know how that works out.

I command the clouds to, uh, float around in the sky and be white and fluffy until they, uh, decide to do something else. So there!

and a massive snowball squishes him

The Cosmos has a wicked sence of humor.

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Hang in there, Jason, it’s bound to snow sooner or later. ‘Course it’s now the first of December and this morning I saw a snowflake!

I predict an attack of heat stroke if you persist Jason!

We certainly don’t want Jason to become an atheist…why doesn’t call on the snow demons instead?

If he starts making requests to the snow demons, I’m outta here.

It worked. Indianapolis is having snow; it’s been snowing for almost 24 hours straight. Of course, it fine, light snow and it’s not coming down very fast… I think we just got to the 1/8” mark…

@dkram & RCMinor: More like, the human race has an incredible sense of stupidity.

That applies to Jason and the article. Seems the smarter we get, the dumber we act.

For a budding scientist, Jason sure is superstitious. Maybe even hyperstitious.

I empathize with you, buddy. A winter day without snow is rather pointless. (As are locales where it rarely snows.)