Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 24, 2017

Oh Aye Grand idea High school dropout! Then when those acorns irritate her nose JUST enough, we’ll be seeing what that Green nose cannon can do with a load of acorn shot.

So, CAN you?

Something me, my brother, or our cousins didn’t do: drop out of school.

This is probably the only country where the dominant language, proper English, is taught as if it were a second language.

‘Would you borrow me some money so I can ride over to conversate with my buds.’ How did it ever get so bad? You don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

It looks yellow to me.

As far as I know, squirrels can’t actually talk, so yes, they are dumb.

They may not be able to talk but I have some that live in trees close to me and I have a special whistle I do and pretty soon they come a hopping for some roasted peanut which I give them . 2 even come up within arms length of me.

Beware of fast-talking squirrels, my friends. They are agents for the Rodent Revolution!