Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 07, 2017

That’s right. Why let a little thing like Law School get in the way of your legal dreams? Be an officer of the court from the convenience of your own home. Get educated like a cartoonist works … in your pajamas.

Whoa. I see a double major here. Attorneying and zebra husbandry. And all from the same book. One book, mind you. Everything one needs to know about both subjects in one handy tome.

Are questions irrelative to business answered surlily? Are testimonials of the lowest character available as well? Does a degree come with a blue-ink forehead tattoo and six arrows or is it possible to mix and match? (May I ask for a weenus tattoo too?)

This Is ‘It’: 10 Silly Steven King Comicsby The GoComics TeamSep 7, 2017

This weekend marks the opening of the new live action movie adaptation of Stephen King’s It, one of the horror scribe’s best-known novels.

(Nice editing GoComics Team. Apparently, it takes one person to come up with the title and other team members to write the painfully creative comics intro. I didn’t dare include the rest of it. See the GCBLOG, if you dare.)

Who is the Steven guy? Law and Order wants to know.

Anyway, let’s get evey stevey, with those guys! A Saint Barnard carrying a bubble up and wild turkey.

There are numerous laws to follow at your home while under house arrest..

Louis L’Amour characters loved to study the law.

Remember that street sweeper guy at the end of ‘Fractured Fairy Tales’ on Rocky and Bullwinkle? Apparently he’s working hard at self-improvement.

That is where some of our well known lawyers got the first degree!

Character is overrated. All you need to be successful is bluster, a good lie, and plenty of scapegoats.

You can desecrate our foreheads, draw broken stemmed arrows pointed at our law books, and even mock the tone of our business question answers, but just be careful with those fancy square periods▪

Soup strainer mustache not mandatory for quick response!

Arrows is today’s theme.

Arrows point to home? I think not.

Arrows point to book? Yes; but what book is that?

Arrows point to testimonials of the highest character? We distinguish two responses: 1) maybe; and 2) what exactly is a testimonial “of the highest character”? Is it a testimonial from the comic strip character at the top of the page, the apex joker, the guru at the summit?

Or, lamely, am I missing something here, yet another hidden message from Sister?

“In my youth,” said his father, “I took to the law,

And argued each case with my wife;

And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,

Has lasted the rest of my life.”

- You Are Old, Father William by Lewis Carroll.

After you had finished reading, please if you would, place the book back to it’s proper home upon the bookshelf..

Writing on your own forehead is a pitiful cry for attention.