Pickles by Brian Crane for September 27, 2017

It is really early. How about breakfast?

Nope. Not gonna make it to 100!

Almost reminding me of Five For Fighting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR-qQcNT_fY

And then I think, why am I almost always sitting all alone.

It will take a long time for dinner to be cooked if Earl keeps talking like that.

All that thinking is going to break his brain.

Sometimes I think, I am doing too much thinking.

Sometimes I sit and think, and other times I just sit.

Acts like our dog, always following my wife around, wanting food

You could make your own dinner for once…

And Opal’s thinking – ‘yes, you are a burden! – but, a lovable burden.’

I used to think I wanted to live to be 100 but not anymore. Too many aches and pains already! As for dinner, Earl, go make it yourself! And clean up after yourself!

Go make your own dinner, you lazy old fool!

I have no desire to live to be 100.

Not in this cruel would.

xxx

You could go have dinner with Rat and Pig in “Pearls Before Swine.” Your philosophies would fit right in!