Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 26, 2017

Roland is upset that he was only invited to be used in one of Stephan’s puns.

Charles Nelson Reilly called and said, “Don’t you dare include me in this!”

try saying the second to the last panel’s tongue twister five times fast

Two tongue-twister puns in three days? Get help!

That was a nasty surprise.

Next time, Rat talks to a guy named Lee about the star named Sirius…

If we rally in Raleigh, do we have to kneel before therally or after the star spangled banner. So confused aboutrallying?

And if so will Jerry Jones be there to hold my hand?

And the non-funny crap keeps on rolling

I know it spoils the joke, but there’s no team in Raleigh. The Durham Bulls won’t let them put one here (the Bulls owners also own several Raleigh radio/TV stations), and the Carolina Mudcats are 20 minutes out of town in the other direction. Yes, this is a very sore sport for many of us around here…

That would be a cute trick, considering Raleigh doesn’t have a baseball team. We do have the IBMA convention and awards this week, though.

Hey Pastis< you said that wrong. One must always say, " Raleigh, North Carolina" especially if they are living in Raleigh. ( ’cause there are darned few people there that are from there)

Sorry if this is a stupid question, but what is rollie supposed to mean?

I was rollin’ with laughter.

This one is really ripe.

At least Rollie isn’t ‘neighbor Bob’.

Looks like Rollie may become unruly!

Silly Stephan! You pathetic, punning patsy!

You alliterate… ******* !

(That’s “artiste”, obviously!)

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Bwahahahahahaha!

xxx

“I heard they don’t often manage to do that. Is that really true?”

“Really, Rollie. Raleigh rarely rally.”

Hmmmm, I would not know that a Raleigh rally isnt funny

Clever, but predictable. This train wreck could be avoided, if we weren’t brainwashed by Cartoon-Boy!

Yes, really.

Lol, I love the puns here.

What about cthulus home