Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 23, 2017

I doubt Google Translate nor Babel Fish will be much help either

The problem is that he responded with a phone call instead of a text based medium. Goblins don’t speak clearly, but their writing is just English with really bad spelling and grammar. Or at least that’s what I gathered from Blartholemew’s twitter.

BLART!

If they don’t want us to know Marigold’s age, why don’t they just say so?

The Goblin side is easy enough, it just consists of “Blart.” It’s the English side that’s just a little harder … :-)

She should ask Dakota.She’s sure to know at least a few words of their lingo.

“It appears I must once again point out that I. Am. Not. A. Horse.”

Perhaps it’s an anachronism?

Translation: patient confidentiality.

I wonder if revealing that information constitutes a HIPPA-gryph violation.

And the only other way to translate goblin that they have is, in fact, Marigold, though as I recall, she didn’t seem to particularly know her age, so she MIGHT be willing to translate if only to clearly find out herself.

Totally forgot that Marigold’s dentist is a goblin.

I suspect that would be a lot like Rosetta for Mutton.

https://youtu.be/_4xC9ruMWaE

Wouldn’t Marigold’s dentist be covered by privacy rules? Perhaps “BLART” translates to “None of your business.”

BLÄRT!!

Why don’t you try Babbel, Phoebe? I understand it’s free. :)