Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 19, 2017

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    Averagemoe  about 7 years ago

    It’s not even informative with the favor spell context. Every dog is born already hating it when leaves fall on their property.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  about 7 years ago

    It’s not polite to ask a unicorn her age.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 7 years ago

    oh, boy, do I NOT want to smell like Itlaian seasoning when on someone’s unicorn-grazing lawn

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    codycab  about 7 years ago

    Looks like Marigold would make a good mother…and a grandmother.

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    nerdhoof  about 7 years ago

    Smelling like Italian seasoning might not be so bad, unless it causes unicorns and other creatures to nibble on you.

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    BiggerNate91  about 7 years ago

    They’re right there, Mari, you don’t have to shout.

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    David Rickard Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Anyone else reading Marigold with a Clint Eastwood voice today?

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    Alice Lidell  about 7 years ago

    The joke is about crotchety old people yelling at kids to get off their lawn. Imagine thinking you have rights to a place just because you own it. After all, it’s not like trespassing and vandalism are actually CRIMES.

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    Mythfan Premium Member about 7 years ago

    How old is Marigold? Like all ladies of uncertain age, she does not care to tell.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 7 years ago

    What I want to know is how the unicorns solved the memory problem and brain shrinkage?

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    imjustlurking  about 7 years ago

    If she’s like the unicorns in Beagle’s latest book, “In Calabria”, her age really doesn’t matter.

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    BloodMoonDragon13  over 2 years ago

    Ew, flavored grass. I like my grass as gross as always, thanks.

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  5 months ago

    She must be old. She talks like an old b*tch! :P

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