Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 17, 2017

I don’t understand, Stan looks a lot older than a teenager.

I’m really late…. but I see that Tigressy isn’t back to fetch the question.

I guess I’ll go get it….. trudge trudge trudge……

Phew!

OK, Tony is asking……

“Are you a know-it-all?”

Wow….. of course not, Tony!

If I were a know-it-all, I would know it……

wouldn’t I?

Tigressy didn’t say she was going anywhere,

but she hasn’t been here in a few days…..

Yesterday I was a little worried, but today I found out Oktoberfest has already started.

She lives in Munich.

So, hopefully, she’s not sick or anything….

just…. you know….. drunk.

BTW…. why isn’t it called Septemberfest?

↑ maybe tigressy is trying to escape from your diarrhea of the mouth…

No I am not!!! But if you hum a few bars I may know it???

@Tony:

Nah, I’m no know-it-all…I’m a knows-a-few-things! For example, in the title panel, that’s Albert Ein*Stan*…! I also know that it’s time to ask today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

What do you think he means?

@Tony

No, I’m not, As I get older, I am dismayed by how little I do know and how much I have to learn.

My middle son has gotten to the point where he asks me a question, I answer, then he Googles it to check. On the rare occasions there’s disagreement I ask him “Who do trust – the internet, where anyone can post anything, or your father & the 35 years he’s been proving to you that he does, indeed, know everything?”