In Security by Bea R. for November 01, 2017

As a Pisces, I enjoy getting really stubborn and argumentative whenever anyone brings up astrology, just to annoy them.

Excuses, excuses.

Another box to tick.

Anyone care to guess my sign?

But does he have a phone that’s not Samsung?

Really need to write down her excuses to see if she fits with tubbs.

I am really, REALLY starting to hate Ellie. Probably because she reminds me of too many people I actually know in real life. >:-(

Ditsy Blond.

The trouble is not in the stars but in Ellie’s faulty reasoning.

I don’t believe in astrology.

None of us Leos do.

Assuming they were born in the same year, they are actually very compatible under the Chinese Zodiac.

Virgo? Gee, that’s too bad.

Seeing how I’m a horse ass I take great umbrage to this! We are compatible with everyone!

The litmus test for this women is over the top!

If Ellie is going to be so picky she should find out these details before committing to the date and raising the poor guy’s hopes. Before the date, she should ask the guy: 1. Do you use a Samsdung phone? 2. What’s your star sign? 3. Do you like quiche? (real men don’t eat it, after all) The potential date should also meet Sir Pinkypaw beforehand too, as his opinion can make or break the relationship. I would probably fail because I like quiche. Are Libras compatible with Virgos?

Maybe Ellie just doesn’t want a serious relationship and thinks she has to come up with these bizarre excuses.

So she’s taking a break from the old “my cat hates you” excuse, eh? Still, it’s one of the smartest things she’s ever said. And I’d be saying that even if I wasn’t a Capricorn.

Virgo/Sagittarius absolutely WILL work! Seven years so far, and not even an argument! We both hate loud noises and conflict…

I checked the astrology charts for me and my loved one. The Western charts were against us (based on month of birth). The Eastern charts were against us (based on year of birth).

Our friends were against us (various reasons).

Just celebrated our 30th anniversary, go figure.

For what it’s worth…Ellie first appeared here on February 1st, which makes her a Capricorn, not a Virgo. (Hubbs appeared September 29th, which makes him a Libra.)