Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 28, 2017

I wonder if Marigold will magically give Phoebe a horn of her own.

Hopefully on her forehead and not…someplace else.

All fashion is arbitrary. Over at Ozy and Millie, walking around town barefoot is considered perfectly normal and that seems to be working out well enough for them.

And who put the Unicorn Council on Arbitrary Authority in charge?

It’s like there’s a “do and don’t” for everything these days.

Because I said so.

Well, just so there’s a REASON.

UNICORNS have government!

With the exception of Marigold’s front leg, the artwork in the last two panels are the same.

I’m guessing with unicorns, it’s ALL arbitrary.

Just because you have a point, it doesn’t mean you have a point (Reference: Harry Nilsson’s “The Point”)

The key word in today’s comic is “arbitrary.”

Whoa, new update!

If someone tries to “Fashion Police” me, I’m gonna demand that they show me their badge…