Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for September 18, 2017

Quite like his moustache, nothing says he’s a man.

I can’t go past panel 1 or I’ll be late to work for laughing.

Wish I had known this 30 years ago.

Maybe a haircut would help. Or maybe get his hair done up in a pony tail, or a man bun, something all the really manly men do. Or maybe just get a flipping haircut. Sorry, off my meds. It is hard to take him seriously as a man when his basic look is as a woman from the "70’s. I can see his face on Farrah Fawcett’s body in that one poster from that era.

http://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090625/425.fawcett.farrah.lr.062509.jpg

In keeping with GC policy on good taste and respect for all, I had to choose a photo that was cropped.

When you have a mullet, you need something to show that you are a man.

First Rocket Man. Rocket Hat is next!

Rocket Man is warned. Beware Rocket Hat. You’re Next!