Garfield by Jim Davis for November 18, 2017

He’s talking about “Cool Flame”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_flame

Jon should move to Silicon Valley, A new start-up just claimed to invent a new social tool, called co-living. We all know it as having a roomate.

Even cavemen and cavewomen had better ideas than Jon.

Mrs Soft

Children’s room,predicted bubbles,chess board grip.

Follow me, Phooey,warm ultraviolet,nine yards, tongue.

Cold to cosy bed,front and back,fire engines, rest.

Mrs Firm

Sits, eyes tall,galactic posture, points, listens out,night visions’ comfort.

Treat, threat or menace,Disneyland, Hong Kong, striped back, bright,firm plastic nose, tailors.

Finally, Jon has completely lost it…

Tarzan and Tonto: Fire good. Frankenstein: Fire bad.

Invented already: Flame retardant.

I prefer warm snow.

Sorry, Jon, you’re a little late with this idea. On the stove, it’s called cooking at low heat, or medium, or high. In the oven, it’s baking or roasting at a desired temperature.

And then there’s water that’s not too wet…

Or how about ice that’s cold. But not too cold?

xxx

Jon has what we used to call a “Forty Watt” brain…Not to bright…Even the Cat can figure that out…..

Soo…Jon wants to be a fire bender…