It’s that darn washing machine ! It’s constantly shrinking everything I own. I know that shirt fit fine, the last time I wore it. My wife seems to have the same problem. ( I can hear the grunting, as she tries to stuff herself into a pair of her jeans.)
wiatr almost 7 years ago
Creative, but it should have been the first reaction.
Templo S.U.D. almost 7 years ago
You just had to ask Earl, didn’t you Opal? Something fiendish was bound to come out of his mouth.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 7 years ago
Poor save, Earl.
thirdguy almost 7 years ago
It was just a little white truth.
davidf42 almost 7 years ago
She can’t tell men’s underwear from women’s? I wonder how they had any kids.
door72067 almost 7 years ago
To me, they look like sweatpants, not underwear.
ANIMAL almost 7 years ago
LOL..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wirepunchr almost 7 years ago
There are questions that shouldn’t be asked or answered. One question that you can’t win is " Do you still beat your wife".
Linguist almost 7 years ago
It’s that darn washing machine ! It’s constantly shrinking everything I own. I know that shirt fit fine, the last time I wore it. My wife seems to have the same problem. ( I can hear the grunting, as she tries to stuff herself into a pair of her jeans.)
bluegirl285 almost 7 years ago
Nice save there, Earl.
nosirrom almost 7 years ago
They say that as couples grow old together they begin to look alike. I didn’t know it meant that the wear the same size clothes too.
Train 1911 almost 7 years ago
Funny
johovey almost 7 years ago
My question is, what wife EVER has to ask that question? I always know who owns what. Opal is a space case.