B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 04, 2017

I’ve done that. It’s only slightly more painful than it looks on here.

But…..Holding my breath is how I CURE my hiccups. I’m doomed!

This is what you get when you cross a Hart/Mastroianni fish with a Disney princess.

So this is how those fancy goldfish get those googly eyes!

I don’t have that problem too much with hiccups … but trying to hold in a sneeze … OUCH! Or even worse, having to sneeze and cough at the same time!

It’s the Mitch McConnell look, only better.

I know it’s hard to think of ideas when you have to do a comic strip every day, but I get the feeling that they are now just grabbing anything, and turning it into a whole week’s worth of strips. It’s like he saw a bubble-eyed goldfish in a pet store and said, “Ok, I’ll use that. Somehow.”

THAT needs to be animated, if for no other reason than to add a sound effect.

Knew a guy once who covered his nose and mouth to choke back a sneeze. Recoil backfired and blew his brains out through his ears. He’s a substitute factory whistle now.

My college roomie once sneezed and hiccuped at the same time. I thought he was going to die.

If you hiccup, burp, sneeze, and fart at the same time: You die