Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 19, 2017

Yeah, Pam, if your college was so great, why are you stuck on this old rust bucket?

She’s the only one on board who understands how things work; there has to be someone with a few brains to avoid a disaster. Probably she angered some Big Boss higher up so they are punishing her with this assignment…

I wonder if Cliff’s collage was also involved in putting cheese in the pizza crust.

I thought that the possums just graduated.

Why does Pam put up with this nonsense?

“There’s money in it, Bob.” — Harrison Ford in a totally different context.

I volunteer to go check out that dorm and make sure the possums are gone. Might take a while; I like to be thorough.

Cliff has been playing possum all of his life.

They were not possums under the women’s dorm, they were preverts.

And we’ll start rebuilding as soon as the ashes cool.

He went to the Acme Correspondence College – how does a correspondence school have a women’s dorm?

Now I can hang out there to take a peek at the co-eds.

He didn’t say the women’s dorm belonged to his college.