B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 12, 2017

It’s the end that has the eyes and the mouth, dummy!

Well, if it farts, you’re at the wrong end.

Just a hunch, guys, but I’d say the head is the end that’s biting off pieces of trees.

I have the same trouble with Tribbles.

Haven’t you guys ever played Oregon Trail? What are you going to do with all that meat?

Just like the 1949 Studebaker,…you couldn’t tell which way it was going!

If you hit it in the head, you’ll just pi$$ it off.

Oh, that’s easy. The head end is the end that doesn’t poop.

Yell “HEY STUPID!” and see which end turns towards you. The tail will be second. (Duck!)

Ask Ken Ham how the cavemen figured it out..

Actually, poop doesn’t come out of the tip of a tail.

If you have a tip and something squirts out, let him go and go wash up.

At least there’s no thagomizer.

By the time humans looked like those in the strip dinosaurs were chickens.

Where’s Anne Elk when you need her? (The one with the theory: they’re thin at one end, big in the middle, then thin at the other end…Wait, maybe she never found out either..)