Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 14, 2017

Throw poo in his joints?

Oxidant.

She must be rusty to not do her own work.

How about an axe-ident?

Yeah yeah,,,,

OK, I wanted to do a list of better puns but I’m not feeling too sharp tonight, and I don’t know how to hatch it.

I haven’t been getting much sleep, so maybe I’m losing my chops.

I’ll try to get a handle on it.

Oil…….Can……oil……can…..

That nickle plating and undercoat he got has year is about to pay off.

Poor Tin Man… Rust in Peace.

I wouldn’t have the courage to harm him.

That’s gonna take some time. They don’t oxident over night you know.

The nerve!

That witch has no heart!

Is it possible to get a spray can of peroxide in Oz?

Witches Be Loco!

P on him!