Freshly Squeezed by Ed Stein for December 04, 2019

Hmmm. Might show up for next year.

Actually it’s here now at Boston Pizza.

You would think that a woman would know her husband better than that.

She does. When he gets totally confused, at sea and starting to go craaazy, she’ll step in and the feast will proceed according to her already scheduled out plan. Then, if she’s smart, she’ll quit whinging on about how she does it all herself and teach them how to be helpful!!!

Gravy on the side?

Go to Stu Leanords. They sell you the entire dinner in a warming box.

They have it at Double Dave’s Pizza.

HarryLime Boston Pizza have it in a poutine version too. At least here in Canada where poutine originated.

And THANK GOD for that!

You’ve found your niche market area.

I ordered a dinner in a box where all I had to do was put the turkey in the oven a couple hours to bring it up to temperature, then while it’s resting put everything else in the oven to warm it up. The only things I had to cook from scratch were the sweet potatoes and pies.

I could have called Cracker Barrel and picked up an already cooked meal. I wanted the whole bird though, and they only had the breasts.

If they’re lucky, they live near a Wawa and can pick up some Turkey Gobblers. Turkey, dressing, gravy and cranberry sauce on a hoagie roll.