Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 02, 2017

“Beans?… Right… beans, yew two just keep thinkin’ that.”

That’s why French don’t like cowboys.

Well the cooks were the ones with room in the chuckwagon for their fiddles.

I predict less comments than yesterday. But very urbane.

Dress it up with a fancy name, give it a showy presentation, disguise it however you want, a bad idea is STILL a bad idea!

Take that however you like!

There’s nothing like music with your musical fruit.

He’s been fiddling with the recipe.

I hope yesterday’s makes it into the August re-runs

Urbane cowboys wrangle only the well-bred.

The implied comparison here is just too neat for comment

This is unlike the music around the campfire in Blazing Saddles!

Where’s John Travolta when you need him most?

“Like a rhinestone cowboy…”

In another couple of hours they can have a Duet for Tuba and Violin.

It’s always comically depicted as beans. But reality was that they very naturally ate beef, and lots of it. They even noted the strange phenomenon that, invariably, someone else’s beef found on the range your drive was passing through or that strayed onto your range tasted much better than your own.

As long as their farts are intone with the violin.

Beans, beans the musical fruit. The more we eat the more we toot. The more we toot the better we feel. Let’s have beans every meal!(Wise old saying)…

I question the wisdom of violin accompaniment for this dish. Surely a wind instrument would be more appropriate.

Y’all can “toot” right along with the music!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr7qtaTkBf8

Same ’ol Uppity Texas ranch hands…

BTW . . . . ’at’s a guud ’un Wiley !!!