A rehash of the (I believe) Groucho Marx statement about (more-or-less) “five minutes is but a moment when you have a pretty girl sitting on you lap, but an eternity when you’re waiting to get to the restroom to pee.”
I just love the English language, and I think I’m pretty fluent in it. I also love body language, and I’m not too bad with that. And yet, does that make me bilingual? Probably not, but it’s the closest thing I’ve got for now.
LINK_O_NEAL about 7 years ago
Now we are F-ing the number 16? XD JK
Phred Premium Member about 7 years ago
Welcome to Relativity (and spacetime).
sandpiper about 7 years ago
Some days, I’m with her. Other days – much brighter results
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 7 years ago
Ah, I see that today’s English lesson was on the difference between metaphor and simile.
DrDavy2000 about 7 years ago
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
garcoa about 7 years ago
I had a few teachers like that.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) about 7 years ago
A rehash of the (I believe) Groucho Marx statement about (more-or-less) “five minutes is but a moment when you have a pretty girl sitting on you lap, but an eternity when you’re waiting to get to the restroom to pee.”
homfencing about 7 years ago
I would’ve used an SR-71 for the book report one…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 7 years ago
Frazz
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I just love the English language, and I think I’m pretty fluent in it. I also love body language, and I’m not too bad with that. And yet, does that make me bilingual? Probably not, but it’s the closest thing I’ve got for now.
I shrug.
plusaf about 7 years ago
That Was EXCELLENT! Shared to FB!
JP Steve Premium Member about 7 years ago
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
HHGTG
robert39503 about 7 years ago
F-16 as in USAF Fighting Falcon, F-16. Passing very quickly.