In my early retirement days, I’d have to drive down to Lakeland to ‘escort’ Ma thru her shopping tours for groceries and ‘elderly crap’.. and naturally, at checkout time, she’d find an eleven-cent error in the scanner total/difference and “her math” which required a manager’s attendance, which took time, which tested the patience of me, and everyone in Central Florida, but by gawd, she’d be correct and then stand in line at the ‘service desk’ just to get her eleven cents back. Those were they days when ‘scanners’, UPC’s and slack-jawed grocery-stackers had NFI what they were doing. Come to thinka it, Ma died poor, but certainly not broke.
wiatr over 7 years ago
Hey Buddie, you only have ten items there. Go to another line and don’t waste my time!
mddshubby2005 over 7 years ago
“And the eggs BETTER all be in that carton!”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago
I’ve heard of a hard sell, but this is ridiculous.
jpayne4040 over 7 years ago
There you go; you chose the wrong line again!
Gent over 7 years ago
Or else he’ll get fired for misbehaving with a customer.
jreckard over 7 years ago
Prices are getting so bad that soon the sign will say
12 ITEMS OR LEASE
harrybrau over 7 years ago
or fewer
whiteheron over 7 years ago
He went to the mirror dept…to check himself out.
Diat60 over 7 years ago
Man, that is one tough looking cashier. You’d have to be desperate to use him.
DanFlak over 7 years ago
One of our supermarkets has “approximately” 12 items – they know people can’t count.
Quite often, it’s faster not to use the express lane. A fair part of the checkout is the bagging and change making.
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
Or else what?
unca jim over 7 years ago
In my early retirement days, I’d have to drive down to Lakeland to ‘escort’ Ma thru her shopping tours for groceries and ‘elderly crap’.. and naturally, at checkout time, she’d find an eleven-cent error in the scanner total/difference and “her math” which required a manager’s attendance, which took time, which tested the patience of me, and everyone in Central Florida, but by gawd, she’d be correct and then stand in line at the ‘service desk’ just to get her eleven cents back. Those were they days when ‘scanners’, UPC’s and slack-jawed grocery-stackers had NFI what they were doing. Come to thinka it, Ma died poor, but certainly not broke.
Jeeper Premium Member over 7 years ago
He looks like Bert from Sesame Street
Daeder over 7 years ago
Instead of saying “Did you find everything you were looking for?” He asks “Did you get everything you had coming to you?”