Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 25, 2017

This one was so long, I had to moisten my mouth before reading it out.

To be fair, it’s the guys in quality control and testing too.

Marketing, marketing, marketing !

Those guys always have their tongues in cheeks….

Okay, that’s a wrap.

As a keynote speaker at a tech conference once said: it isn’t true that marketing is full of sh!t—we’re all full of sh!t; it’s just that marketing sounds like it’s full of sh!t.

Now let’s keep on working harder and harder!

“And the growing sales will be so explosive, we’ll all have happy endings…”

Sounds like either business porn or techniques taken from a parasite adapted to marketing.

That reminds me of George Carlin’s description of an anti-pornography dude — the choice of words tells a lot about him.“Our thrust is to prick holes in the stiff front erected by the smut dealers. We’ve got to keep mounting an offensive, so we can penetrate any crack in his defenses, so we can later arrest his dominant position. We want him hung and we want fast action. Let’s get on him. Let’s ram through a stiff bail law, so it’ll be hard for him to get it up. We’ve got to come together, so we can whip this thing into submission. It’ll be hard on us, but we can’t lick it by being soft!”(Not a single swear word, but wow!)