Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 23, 2017

Shades of “Stand by Me”!

You’ll be needing a transfusion if you’re tirck-or-treating by a Red Cross employee. (I wonder what were the first 43 ideas.)

Then there was the naturist who had varicose veins and went to the resort’s Halloween party as a road map.

Keep in mind (always), that’s a sound his dad made, not a word.

If ever there was a costume that would elicit the least amount of Halloween candy, Lio just found it.

Is there anything you can’t get on Amazon?

Obviously the Costco size box.

Lio is a lychee nut.

He will be exanguinated by the witching hour. And then they will find a dead naked boy. What those leeches did to his genitals….

I do not think a Big Box O’ Leeches makes a good Halloween costume, Lio. Maybe you should re-think your “old 44”!