Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2017

Now he’s going to have tell Pigita he can’t afford to take her out tonight.

Yet another reason why taxis are better; there’s no uncertainty re tipping.

Use UBEAR , pig. You won’t need to tip us. (Because we’ll eat you. He he he he)

After all that time living with Rat, nothing rubbed off on him, fortunately.

A guilt-ridden pig and his money are soon parted.

Pig needs to ask himself, “What would Rat do in this situation”? There’s ur answer!

…In San Francisco, the local media is just utterly obsessed with Uber (and Lyft ), both pro- anti-. Stephan lives inland from SF (In Santa Rosa?).

…Anyway, that’s " the Uber economy " for ya!!!!!!!!! The magic of the marketplace.

Only reason Uber caught on around here was because the local taxis are infamously horrible. Give it time, they’ll go just as bad.

Perhaps Pig just doesn’t want his “Ubber” driver to go nuts. Of course, there was the recent killing in NY by an off duty Uber driver, and last year there was this: http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/21/us/michigan-kalamazoo-county-shooting-spree/

How did Pig get a hundred dollars?

What are the rules on cow tipping?

My experiences with Uber have been great, so far! The last time I took a taxi, the driver spoke very little English and I had to direct him every step of the way to my destination! Oh yeah, I didn’t tip him!

I’m glad I have a car and don’t have to worry about Uber or any facsimile thereof. It doesn’t sound like fun.

Pig’s an excellent tipper

Uber has been discontinued in London. I don’t live in London and we don’t seem to have Ubers in my area.

xxx

That’s a pretty expensive Guilt Trip, Pig. But if you’re tossing around 100’s of bucks like that, I guess you can afford it.

I didn’t realize co-starring in a comic strip was so lucrative!

Where does pig keep that money???

Actually, guilt is about the only motivator I have left.

Honestly, one of my goals is to be as nice as pig (within reason, like, I wouldn’t be friends with Rat.

SUPER TIP!!!!

I, too, am ruled by guilt

5 $20 dollar bills, huh

why’d i even say this

Ubber? Isn’t it Uber?